Where Have You Gone Dwight Gooden

Those Metropolitans must have gotten their hands on some killer coke back in '86. The kind of stuff that stays in your system for twenty years.

Posting anything Mets related doesn't normally fall under my domian, but since the good Dr. performed so admirably for my beloved NY Jankees, I feel entitled to blogarrhea all over him.

I understand the dude's got issues, and I hope he resolves them asap. But c'mon bro -- how many breaks can you hope to get? Just why - WHY! were your bobbing and weaving on the highway? I suppose he's innocent until proven guilty, but this smells worse than Kule's Jeep senior year. Oh, doodle.

Dwight. Darryl. Lenny. This city will always love you. But get your shit together already!

The funniest part is that this mug shot was lifted from an arrest three years ago.