ipods - 9 Harry Potters- 3

NEW YORK -- The ipods had a commanding victory over the Harry Potters this morning in the Subway Paraphernalia Invitational. Bartlby spotted a total of nine ipods on his way to work and only noticed three Harry Potters. While the ipod sightings were not overwhelming, they were enough to easily defeat the Harry Potters. "We knew what we had to do this morning, we just wanted to come out there and put together a team effort. We were able to string together a couple mini-ipods early on, which got us the lead and we were able hold on," lime-green mini-ipod said after the subway ride. The Harry Potters continue to slump after their dominate production early this summer. The coach of the ipods was ejected after the first transfer, arguing that Bartlby was not counting the corrct number because he didnt register several people seen with white headphones from a distance. All three HP's spotted this morning were without the dust-jacket---as the dust jacket continues to be out of favor due to its inability to protect the shame of the reader.