I had No Idea they were that huge

This one goes out to my friend Darknads...


Let's play a little free association.

When I say go, you name the baseball player with the biggest earlobes.

Attached, hanging, pierced - whatever. Just think big. Think helipad. Think National Geographic big.

Ready, set......Go.


Who'd you come up with?
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Did you guess number 55?



"Well, that's a huge earlobe! That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Lobe! Move!"

"That boy's lobe's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!"


If you didn't say Hideki then you haven't been watching enough AL ball.

Somone tried to convince me that has Hideki has Godzilla-sized earlobes but I didn't believe them. Well, I was wrong. The proof is in the pudding.